Damaad ji pahli baar Sasural Gye.
Gaaon walon se pucha – Yahan koi enjoy karne wali cheez hai?
Gaaon Wale Bole – Nahi Babu ji, Ek thi wo bhi Aap Le Gaye.
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Akbar:- Birbal Mujhse vada kar teri Biwi ki pehli kiss meri hogi.
Birbal :- Vada hajoor! Per meri bhi ek shart hai ki?
Akbar:- Bolo.
Birbal:- Shaadi aapki behan se karunga.
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Teacher:- ”PAPPU MERA DOODH NAHI PEETA HAI”, Is sentence me PAPPU kya hai..?
STUDENT:- Madam PAPPU chootiya hai, Aap hamain ek moqa de…!
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