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पत्नी:"डाक्टर. मेरे पति के लूँ पे मधुमुखी ने कटा है"
डाक्टर.:"ओह!, सूझ गया . दर्द भी है क्या?"
पत्नी:" जी हाँ, लेकिन सिर्फ़ दर्द की दावा दो, सूजन रहने दो. !
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