Lot of Elderly ladies crowded at a book store.
The Store’s Advertisement Had a TYPING Error????
It Read: - Exchange old BOOBS for New Ones.
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Sex ke baad aurat, aadmi se boli – Tumhari Bansuri bahut choti hai.
Aadmi bola- Mujhe thode pata tha ki community hall me bajani hai!!!
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Pati Patni ne sex krne k liye code word rakha “CHALO CHEENI KHAYE”.
Ek din unka naukar unki Jawan beti ke sath SEX karte pakda gaya.
Maalik:- Abe Saale, ye kya kar rahe the?
Naukar:- Maalik, cheeni kha raha tha.
Maalik:- abe cheeni hi khani hi thi to khuli bori se kha leta. Nai bori kyu kholi.
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