Suhagraat ko pati patni se bolta hai Ijaajat hai?
Bibi:- Hai ji.
Pati poori raat kaam lagata hai. Bibi Bimar ho jati hai.
Pati bibi ko sasural chod kar wapas aane ke liye apni Saas se bolta hai- Ijaajat hai?
Ye baat sun kar patni chilla kar bolti hai- Maa Ijaajat mat dena, nahi to tumehari bhi Phaad daalega.
Wife: - You donkey, if you learn to f**k, we can remove driver, Gardner & watchman also.
Girl check up ke liye gai, Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai.
Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye.
Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho?
Doctor:Checkup ke liye
Girl:- Breast kyu daba rahe ho?
Doctor:- Breast cancer check karne ke liye.
Doctor ne kaam lagana shuru kar diya.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho?
Doctor:- Aids checkup.
Girl:- Check kya karna hai. AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.
Bibi:- Hai ji.
Pati poori raat kaam lagata hai. Bibi Bimar ho jati hai.
Pati bibi ko sasural chod kar wapas aane ke liye apni Saas se bolta hai- Ijaajat hai?
Ye baat sun kar patni chilla kar bolti hai- Maa Ijaajat mat dena, nahi to tumehari bhi Phaad daalega.
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One husband to his wife: - Our Business is going down, if you learn to cook we can remove bavarchi.
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Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye.
Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho?
Doctor:Checkup ke liye
Girl:- Breast kyu daba rahe ho?
Doctor:- Breast cancer check karne ke liye.
Doctor ne kaam lagana shuru kar diya.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho?
Doctor:- Aids checkup.
Girl:- Check kya karna hai. AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.
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