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Parda Aur panty me kya fark hai?


Ans:- parda utarne se kahani khatam hoti hai. Lekin panty utarne ke bad kahani ki suruwat hoti hai.

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Larki: Jaan Chotey Suraakh Mein Nahi, Bade Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Suraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha hai.
Larki: Suraakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Ho jaega?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey to Andhere Mein Bhi Suraakh Mil Gaya.
Larki: Jaan ab Aahista Se Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein "HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA"

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Lady to DOCTOR:- tThakan bahut hoti hai.


DOCTOR - Sex kitna krti ho.


Lady - daily.


DOCTOR - Sunday mat karo.


Lady- He Ram. Sunday hi to pati Ghar hote hai, unhe kaise manaa kru.

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Monkey takes Lady's bra and sits on tree.


Lady shouts:- "Niche daal, pls niche daal"


Monkey laughs & says:- "Besharam, shanti rakh, shuruwat Bra se hoti hai.."